jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”


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She got closer…and I felt my cockatoo get hard against the zipper of my pants. She was all woman, nothing like the ones from my home town…an ass so big and round, legs that went on for days and a neck that showed off her confidence in a way I had never seen. Mmm and the way her lips protrude out as she looks me in the eyes. I couldn’t hold back any longer. I had to have her right then! I rubbed my fingers through her hair and felt her shake a little at the shock of my soft touch. I, Zi-A-Co…the illest rapper in these parts would make Ostrtroteasha the Ostrich mine tonight.

I HAVE STRAWBERRY, RASPBERRY, BLUEBERRY… EVEN PINEAPPLE


No u fuckin don’t m8

I HAVE STRAWBERRY, RASPBERRY, BLUEBERRY… EVEN PINEAPPLE

No u fuckin don’t m8

theamazingindi:

listen, i don’t know about you, but the only people I know who actually enjoy the smell of axe body spray are not women. it’s dudes. it’s all dudes. i have worn axe body spray and walked into a room and have been complimented by legions of dudes. axe body spray is an agent of the gay agenda to make men smell better for other men to unlock their latent homosexuality and there is no stopping them now, we’re in too deep and it’s far too late.

leprincelointain:

Alphonse Mucha (1860-1939) - 1920’s.

leprincelointain:

Alphonse Mucha (1860-1939) - 1920’s.

sniffybutt:

this belongs in a musuem

sniffybutt:

this belongs in a musuem

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

image

thewasteoftime:

kabudy:

Why does no one tell me if we have people over, I just walked downstairs wearing a ‘say hey if youre gay’ T-shirt and batman boxers. We had 8 people over.

They saw

did any of them say hey
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